Tuesday, March 31, 2009

  • 11:33 @BrentSpiner @wilw @levarburton Star Trek TNG / Dallas Opening theme... bit.ly/NB0w9 #
  • 11:34 @bobbyllew Richard and Judy? Hmm I suspect that you get more viewers on Carpool than they do. They'll be asking to come on your show mate :) #
  • 13:46 @Fearnecotton Why are bags like a drug for women? #
  • 13:57 @bobbyllew So much has changed in that time, 12 years ago, no YouTube! #
  • 15:31 @adamcurry Wrong window? #
  • 15:56 This guy has to regret his choice of victim... bit.ly/6pM1z #
  • 17:36 @BrentSpiner They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said "Not on your life matey". #
  • 17:37 Off to job 2 hey ho. Tweetyal8r. #
  • 17:48 I have just made a big, scary desicion (so?) now you know about it I'll have to see it through. Moe tomorrow. #
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Monday, March 30, 2009

  • 23:05 Hmm The Bugcast won't play on my iPod Touch. @steelratus are you able to play @thelovebug podcast on your iPod? #
  • 23:15 @sennydreadful Honestly I'm surprise that the egg throwing wasn't in your bit of London. Hope that the egg didn't hit you. #
  • 23:17 @zzarazza And Russian mobsters always have at least one body guard named Boris. #
  • 23:18 @MartinHaven Hear the scream of the F1 engine calling you... You'll be back next week! #
  • 23:20 And it's time for bed. After getting up at stupid o'clock to watch the F1 Grand Prix I'm surprised I made it through the day without a nap. #
  • 10:44 @steelrattus can't remember if it was an iPod Touch or an Iphone you have? #
  • 10:48 We tweet "having breakfast" @richardbranson tweets "good weekend my team won the f1gp pos 1 & 2, sweet." #
  • 10:51 @stephenfry is blacking up like that really being culturly sensitive? #
  • 11:41 @steelrattus which iPod/iPhone was it that Lu has? #
  • 11:45 @TheSkoot But how do you know you're about to drop off? #
  • 11:48 I have created a diagram that explains the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. Now need the ultimate printer to print it. #
  • 11:55 Clock in kitchen still an hour behind. So it is really lunch time. Yay! #
  • 12:29 @bbcclick twitpic.com/2lof5 - My T28 fell out of my shirt pocket from the upper lvl at Bluewater as I was looking over the rail a ... #
  • 12:32 @bbcclick twitpic.com/2lof5 - Damien Hurst's latest work was not so offensive to the animal rights groups. #
  • 12:35 @cheriedeakin Did you take pictures of the molten phone? I would have :) #
  • 14:53 @steelrattus A3? Speak to me not of this miniscule paper size. #
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Saturday, March 28, 2009

  • 01:28 @cyberpr Agree, that's a much lighter, easier on the eye site. #
  • 01:29 I've updated the Dumbed Down Life web site for the F1 show that we'll be doing on Sunday www.dumbeddownlife.com go have a look. #
  • 01:35 @turquoisefloyd Thanks for the txt, didn't get to read it until I got home but it's the thought that counts :-) #
  • 01:45 @ijustine Is it authentic or a fishing attempt? "Please log in to this yahoo site to make sure your account is not deleted." #
  • 01:46 Off to bed, I've set my alarm for 4:30am, I wonder if I'll be interested enough in the qualifying to get up to watch it? Goodnight all. #
  • 09:29 I knew it, should have Tweeted this when I first predicted it. Virgin to partner with Brawn GP. tinyurl.com/d7m8vt #
  • 10:27 So glad that F1 is now back on the BBC can now use the "Red Button" to watch the qualifying. #
  • 10:28 @ndixon And you managed to pull yourself away from the bike to Tweet about it. Very nice, very nice indeed. #
  • 10:34 @ImranA I'm glad that they are making the most of the "red button" feature. The BBC web site is more informative that the official F1 too. #
  • 10:44 @Bleepme If you're in the UK you can see the qualifying re-runs on the BBC now, go to the BBC news channel and use the red button. #
  • 10:45 @giannhs It's the genius of Brawn and the downforce that's giving them the advantage. Could have done the same with a Honda engine perhaps? #
  • 10:49 @BRGT350 Watching the qualifying the race order was changing like shuffling a deck of cards. Just 0.762 between pole and the back. #
  • 11:05 Hoping that the new scoring doesn't mean that F1 season is won in the first half. #
  • 11:31 @stubborn Try this... tinyurl.com/c6myv6 #
  • 11:36 Formula 1 Preview program showing on BBC news / Red Button. Loving the BBC coverage and use of the interactive TV. #
  • 12:08 @stubborn I didn't make this one Google is your friend :) Enjoy the season. #
  • 15:38 I have an iPhone theme on my phone and keep touching the icons expecting the apps to run. #
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Friday, March 27, 2009

  • 00:51 @greggrunberg Gregg, just a thought but you may want to get the site set to give a better response for mobile devices that don't read FLASH #
  • 14:11 @Alucard_uk not using Wi-Fi though, I still have your 802.11g. card. #
  • 14:14 @bobbyllew a very subdued Krytee. #
  • 15:37 @darthvader I always suspected that your life support system had built in Wi-Fi and Twitter my lord. #
  • 17:06 @ndixon don't forget to take pictures of the new bike. #
  • 17:43 I'll be changing the design of the DDL web site when I get back from work tonight, while watching the F1 qualifying. I'll need Red Bull. #
  • 19:51 Not having a fun evening at work. Save me! #
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

  • 08:33 Turn your old floppy disk drive to the dark side... tinyurl.com/569egm #
  • 14:32 @uupc 40 is good. Could we have a "tips for newbies" section? (doesn't need to be long) newbies listen to uupc too. #
  • 14:37 @smblack1 Good luck. #
  • 14:42 @Schofe You mean a full week of staying up late and Twittering? #
  • 16:42 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/d4c8yg Ring, Ring, Ring, Banana Phone?: Cara broke her phone just before leaving for the US las #
  • 16:50 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/ct5azc Now How Did THAT Happen?: I'm not a fan of flip or slide phones. The K750i I had was dro #
  • 17:30 Trailer for up coming Family Guy Star Trek NG episode. is.gd/oZcm with voices of the original cast, very, very funny. #
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Now How Did THAT Happen?

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I'm not a fan of flip or slide phones. The K750i I had was dropped a couple of times and still lives on despite looking a little worse for ware.

The W580i has a faster processor and in general has not been a bad phone, however, it's construction is far from robust.

The navigation buttons are lose and keep catching in my pocket, after one drop, out of my pocket, while seated, onto carpet, the display broke but was still usable.

Now I don't know what exactly happened yesterday but I took the phone out of my pocket and the crystal display is cracked and now unusable.

A phone, without a display? How am I supposed to know who I'm talking to?

Looking to replace the phone with the K770i, essentially the same as the K750i but with the faster processor, oh and a 3.2gpix camera.

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Ring, Ring, Ring, Banana Phone?

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Cara broke her phone just before leaving for the US last year. She'd got pictures on the phone that she wanted to keep. I finally got another phone from eBay and have swapped the screens over.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

  • 23:42 I never interact... Doh! #
  • 01:21 @cyberpr Is that layered with cream? #
  • 11:40 I wonder if @WilliamShatner has seen this? tinyurl.com/dbowu8 **Warning Requires Sound And Not Safe For Work** (But very funny) #
  • 11:41 @steelrattus Weggie Kray do you know my name? Please say you do, please say you do. I am the last of the famous international playboys. #
  • 12:03 2 #
  • 12:06 @jimmycarr 2B+!2B Shakespearean logic. #
  • 12:07 @sennydreadful chocolate gives me a headache. #
  • 14:34 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/cg57jr A Trike With A Difference: Rather than the standard build of VW back end with chopper bi #
  • 17:02 @thelovebug bolean for "or" is "+" isn't it? #
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A Trike With A Difference

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Rather than the standard build of VW back end with chopper bike front end this trike is a little different.



A custom built frame with 4L Jaguar engine!



It may not look much but it sounded beautiful.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

  • 23:54 Logmein using iPod Touch. Not practicle but funny. #fb #
  • 11:58 @Alucard_uk and on time too! #
  • 19:36 Chocolate has the same effect on women as sex? Do men enjoy sex more then? #
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Monday, March 23, 2009

  • 00:11 @thelovebug Sorry but it's crap. Kitt becomes a Transformer! #
  • 00:16 must put down iPod... Sleep, need sleep! #
  • 10:34 @steelrattus What are you going to see at Leicester X Leicester? #
  • 10:35 @linopolis did Jesus have a Segway? #
  • 10:37 @turquoisefloyd wasn't that from GTA? #
  • 10:38 @linopolis B.T.S.T. When's season four start? #
  • 10:42 @thelovebug the 2 tv movie was better than the series. I like the organic nanites effect better than "transforming". #
  • 16:06 @linopolis Been There, Seen That, when does Dexter season 4 start? #
  • 16:06 @turquoisefloyd Or just the only person to comment. #
  • 16:07 I have permission from my manager to sleep through this presentation. Must make sure my phone is on mute just incase I snore. #
  • 21:57 @RobertHoliday I don't see why it matters who follows me it's who I follow that I care about. #
  • 22:00 Found her on You Tube. #
  • 22:04 Ooo chips. #
  • 22:10 @sennydreadful Kitt morphs but between vehcles of different sizes? #
  • 22:13 @sennydreadful It's not a batter, more like a savory sponge coating. #
  • 22:26 @thelovebug Kitt morphs but between vehcles of different sizes? #
  • 22:33 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/cm2c7f An Interesting Web Site For Red Dwarf Fans: Have a look at this... www.listers #
  • 22:34 @bobbyllew Who owns the rights to the older RD series? Would love to get the back catalogue via iTunes. #
  • 22:37 Hopefully I'll get the USB charger for my iPod Touch tomorrow. #
  • 22:39 @paulnicholls sign them up on Twitter too :) #
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An Interesting Web Site For Red Dwarf Fans

Have a look at this...



http://www.listerscominghome.co.uk/



What's funny is that this link was publicised by Robert Llewellyn or you may know him as Kryten.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

  • 23:32 can now update his Facebook status from Twitter, thanks to @beci_to _the _bee . #fb #
  • 06:12 thought today (UK) the clocks went forward. #fb #
  • 07:19 DST is Darren Stupid Time. I'll be ahead all week now. #fb #
  • 07:26 must stop saying goodnight to customers. #fb #
  • 12:47 And BAM! getting up at 5am has hit me. #fb #
  • 22:16 Watching Battlestar Galactica ... #fb #
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Friday, March 20, 2009

  • 21:49 Following customers, replacing items as they buy them. Another busy night. #
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

  • 20:26 Some people smell nice, most have no strong smell, some smell of wee. #
  • 21:25 Boring late shift, I think I'll count the hairs on my arm. 1... Another 1... Another 1... #
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 19:07 David Prowse is being treated for prostate cancer. #
  • 22:12 Does the Blackberry Pearl have Wi-Fi ? #
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 17:20 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/dzxa8p Birthday Weekend: Here's me at the Science Museum in London. Lance I and went to have a #
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Birthday Weekend

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Here's me at the Science Museum in London. Lance I and went to have a look at the Formula One exhibition. Yes that's a racing car hanging from the ceiling behind me.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 16:46 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/ct3sdl Damn It !: Lance and I played the 24 Series 1 drinking game last night. Every time an #
  • 17:44 He's going home, he's going home, he's going, Lance is going home. Great long weekend, pictures and stories to follow. #
  • 17:49 @steelrattus Ah nuts, should have done that on Friday night. Sorry, will make better arrangements next time Lance is down here. #
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Damn It !

Lance and I played the 24 Series 1 drinking game last night.



Every time anyone says "Damn It", take a sip.

Every time Jack threatens to kill someone, take a sip.

Every time we see Kim's cleavage, take sip (once per scene).

Every time a phone rings (not background), take a sip.

Every time technology is misused, take a sip.

Every time you hear a siren, take a sip (once per scene).

Every time Jack asked someone to trust him, take a sip.



We ran out of beer at 2am and had only gotten through 11 episodes. Damn it!

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 23:27 The new iPod shuffle HALF THE SIZE OF THE LAST ONE!!! But 4Gb ! Play lists and voice over options. I don't want one, no, no, no! #
  • 00:18 Today is my birthday. I think I'll be 21 again this year. #
  • 00:39 How many times is Jack Bouer going to save the president before they make HIM the president? #
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 23:44 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/ae25e5 I'm Not A Pheasant Plucker.: I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's mate, #
  • 13:12 I thought that brownouts only happened at night, when the lights would go out at the most inapropriate moment and make you brown yourself? #
  • 13:38 Can you help my dad and I with this picture? bit.ly/lVOqH #
  • 16:08 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/ctd2ga Why you're on LJ meme: How did you come to start your LJ? Before there were social netw #
  • 16:12 @rustyrockets The Twitterists vs the Youtubians! I believe our short, concise attacks will win over their slow downloads. #
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Why you're on LJ meme

How did you come to start your LJ?

Before there were social networks and blogs there were "guest books". Guest books were a method for commenting on the content of a web site. Following links from links on my own guest book lead me to someone on LiveJournal and this seemed a lot easier to maintain than a full web site.



How did you find your first friends?

My first few friends I added after looking for people in the same area as me as well as convincing some existing friends to get LJ accounts.



Are those first friends still on your FL?

Yup, still most of them still around.



How long have you been on LJ?

Since October 2001



Do you have more friends or communities on your FL?

More friends



Do you do a lot of friends cuts?

No though I may use filters when friends are stuck on a subject that I'm not interested in. But I still want them to be able to see my Friends Only posts.



What do you like in an LJ friend?

Not too needy, varied style of posts, not too much drama



What do you dislike?

Needy people with lots of drama, every other post telling you how lucky you are that you made their latest friends cut because of drama. LJ should be about life, not about LJ (yes I see the irony of this answer)



What would make you unfriend someone immediately?

It would have to be a real change of character since I don't friend people randomly.



Have you been caught up in a lot of LJ drama?

Nope.



Do RL friends and family members know you have a journal on LJ?

Yup.



Do you also have Facebook and if so, what do you prefer – LJ or FB?

They're two different beasts.



What about Twitter?

Twitter is "opt in instant messenger".



Do you blog on any other sites?

The same content spread across Blogger, Wordpress and LJ.



How often do you check in on LJ?

Daily



What do you rarely or never post about?

There's nothing that I can think of that I haven't posted about but it's the level of detail that is the point. I may touch the surface of a subject but not delve to deep.



Why don’t you post about that?

I'm aware that there's I've written a lot of "stuff" on the Internet and wouldn't want a job interview to suffer because I'd said something offensive in a journal post.



Have you ever thought about deleting your journal?

Nope.



Have you ever changed your username?

Nope.



Why did you choose your current username?

Daz = Darren

71 = 1971, year of my birth



If you’re looking for new friends, how do you find them?

Friends of friends or interesting comments either in my journal or those of my friends.



Are you taking new people on to your Friends List just now?

I’m always open to having friends on here…



Finally, tell us the reasons why you keep an online journal.

Same reason I'd keep a hand written one, I like to look back every now and again.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm Not A Pheasant Plucker.

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,

I only pluck the pheasant when the pheasant plucker's late.



An interesting shift at work tonight. A lady pulled up on the forecourt with an interesting looking radiator grill. My colleague questioned me as to what was wrong with the front of the car? On inspection there was a pheasant wedged into the front of the car. The driver was most upset so I told her to wait in the shop while I dealt with it.

"I stopped a couple of days back when It thought I'd hit something but I didn't see it." she said.

I bagged up the pheasant and cleaned the blood and feathers from the front of the car. All part of the customer service.

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Tweets for Today

  • 10:36 WTF Web site has truncated my password as it was too long. It's not been too long for the past five years! #
  • 10:52 Joining in the RND09 foolishness by adding a red nose to my profile pictures. www.rednoseday.com/ #
  • 12:34 @linopolis I'm not making 78 posts just to catch up with you. #
  • 12:34 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/bmydgj So Many Profiles: Trying to keep consistent the icon I use to represent myself across al #
  • 12:48 @paulnicholls There's a mental protection process, for example I would never tweet any details about.... #
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So Many Profiles

Trying to keep consistent the icon I use to represent myself across all the different systems I use. While there are moves to consolidate account details and icons there's no front runner yet.



The new icon now on Utterli, Twitter, LJ, Wordpress, Flickr, Blogger, Skype, MSN, Yahoo is my Red Nose Day 2009 icon.



http://www.rednoseday.com/

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 09:13 Is GMail broken again? #
  • 12:59 Yay, I found the solder! Full details on my soldering project to follow, hopefully. Now... where did I put that soldering iron? #
  • 13:23 I have another uncool music confession, I'm listening to and enjoying, Miley Cyrus. I think there's something deeply wrong with me. #
  • 13:46 I wasn't going crazy, seems the news is just waiting for G-Mail to implode, reporting every hickup, bit.ly/Eej6b #
  • 15:17 Due to economic recession, next year I will be following Nascar rather than Formula 1. #
  • 16:58 @stephenfry Does it have wi-fi or some sort of cable download ability? #
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Monday, March 09, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 09:48 I'm worried that if I listen to Lady GaGa while waiting for the train I'll be dancing on the platform. That's where the energy is from! #
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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 13:43 @paulnicholls Dammit why **###fe aefe aesr 11010111 is Twitter no--=-0-1101001 tworking? @@@****#1010011010011011001101011010010101101000110 #
  • 13:45 Some music ya just KNOW. "The Chain" on Heroes. #
  • 13:47 @paulnicholls We found that streaming a Podcast live really changes the whole dynamics of a recording. Give it a go. #
  • 13:54 @paulnicholls Ah the "M" word. Sorry, I have no experience with Apple stuff. #
  • 15:39 Freaky, saw "Blue Man Group" on YouTube play this last night now iPod randomly chooses Ozzy, "Crazy Train". #
  • 15:40 @paulnicholls Ubuntu man myself though have to use Window$ for work. #
  • 15:44 Nervous energy, if I didn't have it, I'd be 25st + #
  • 16:10 @paulnicholls Is this the right URL for a listener? It seems like it's asking me to record? #
  • 16:13 I'm doing a "Billy Idol", Dancing With Myself. #
  • 16:15 Too much coffee? Where is this energy from? Why don't I normally have this? Am I likely to explode a-la Peter Patrelli from Heroes? #
  • 16:16 Oh, still haven't found the solder, and it's been a week now :( #
  • 16:34 @bariau That's what I'm doing, while getting the washing done and decorating and cleaning the house and teasing the dog and and and... #
  • 16:52 Listening to @paulnicholls on Ustream tinyurl.com/dhtsha #
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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 00:49 Self inflicted scratch marks on my back, do you think my wife will believe me? CSI could prove I have my own DNA under my finger nails! #
  • 00:50 @lilyroseallen I don't drink too much on planes as I don't want to have to stand in the queue for the toilet. #
  • 00:52 Dumbed Down Life 55 is up, not heard it myself yet since @alucard_uk did the editing. Proper show notes up tomorrow. bit.ly/MxKzI #
  • 12:22 Full show notes for Dumbed Down Life 55 now up, this is "The Driving Show". bit.ly/H58b #
  • 12:23 @jamesmalach I got a packet of those free with my shopping delivery. I don't have a cat, do they taste good? Waste not want not. #
  • 15:10 Watching web conference on HD TV, my living room becomes a conference room for one. I really take my work seriously. #
  • 17:08 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/d2negu World Builder: vimeo.com/3365942 This is a beautiful short film. Will be of great #
  • 17:42 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/d6h47j Update From Utterli: The best special effects are those you don't notice. #
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Update From Utterli

The best special effects are those you don't notice.

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World Builder

http://vimeo.com/3365942 This is a beautiful short film. Will be of great interest to those of you that play computer games, especially those in Second Life.

Should this post turn up in a vanity search and Bruce is reading this, thank you and keep up the good work.

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 12:31 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/c4otvu Meme, Twitter or Nothing It Seems?: Well, today is Meme day :) Type your first name a #
  • 13:54 OK, my boss is now following me on Twitter. Everyone look busy! #
  • 15:12 Sametime? Bah, should be called "Someothertime". Time for a reboot. BRB. #
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Meme, Twitter or Nothing It Seems?

Well, today is Meme day :)



Type your first name and the word "needs" into Google and see what the first five things Google thinks you need are! According to Google, I need:



1)... all the extrastrength, determination and luck that he can muster.

2)... myspace!

3)... a haircut.

4)... more Internet foolishness.

5)... cheering up.

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 13:52 AAAAAAAAARGH WTF Is Gmail broken again? @alucard_uk I'm not sure if you've got my mail or not. Gmail has it in draft but now in sent 3 times #
  • 14:11 I bought a soldering iron and some solder, both useless without the other and it's the solder that I've been looking for over the past day! #
  • 14:12 I don't like that TinyURL helps disguise SPAM sites. OK the text around the URL makes it obvious but still... #
  • 14:16 @goingsewcrazy Good old dad. Hope you don't have to wait long. #
  • 15:07 @MrJeb Turn it's head through 1080 degrees then watch it spring back. #
  • 15:09 @caffeinebomb Check your online bank statement. I'm always doing stuff like that which is why I don't delete any of my email. #
  • 15:12 @caffeinebomb Search of "Thank you for your order" :) #
  • 16:08 I want a job driving one of the Google cars ! #
  • 21:54 It's dark, windy, raining and I get to cycle home. Yay! #
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Monday, March 02, 2009

Tweets for Today

  • 13:20 @jimmycarr How does one play Jonathan Ross? #
  • 14:44 I'm singing along to The Back Street Boys. #
  • 15:10 There aint no party like an S Club party. Hmm, is Rachel Stephens on Twitter? #
  • 15:26 Forget money, it's music that makes the world go 'round. #
  • 15:41 D-Ream followed by Nick Kirshaw, my iPod is clearly having an 80's moment. Yay! #
  • 17:24 Ah nuts, milk, washing tablets, washing up liquid, I'm running out of heavy stuff all at the same time. Time for a Tesco home delivery. #
  • 17:25 Hooking up the iPod so I can listen to Contagious while I clean up the kitchen. #
  • 17:39 @sennydreadful Don't you have to subscribe to these people before you see their spam? #
  • 17:50 Homer Simpson juice, mmmm beer. #
  • 18:28 @Alucard_uk Then @jimmycarr would be quite good at that. #
  • 20:04 When looking for something I only ever find the last thing that I gave up looking for. Quick someone give me something to look for! #
  • 20:16 @bennuk Nope, I know I don't have one, brain doesn't accept the challenge. #
  • 20:39 @bennuk Nah, I haven't got one, brain knows this is a trick. #
  • 20:40 @turquoisefloyd Have you tried looking behind your eyeballs. Well, no, I'm thinking you haven't. You may need a mirror, and a spoon. #
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