Tweets for Today

• 00:04 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/b9xd6d Taking The Wife Out For A Drive: Ex Formula One driver Ricardo Patrese takes his wife fo #
• 00:04 @stephenfry Does Twitter make you feel you're among friends when you're away or is the world your home anyway? #
• 00:17 @Schofe There's me thinking it was a genuine call for help, you stuck on the platform at Reading still :) #
• 00:28 @bobbyllew Not so long ago, twittering to yourself would have been a sure sign of madness. Hmm, perhaps it still is? #
• 00:31 @schofe "Philip Stickhands" do you think Tim Burton and Johnny Depp would be interested? #
• 00:34 @phoenix1979 I bet you throw like a girl :P #
• 00:34 @BoxRoom G'nite chum. #
• 00:39 @bobbyllew Careful, alcohol and Twitter, don't want those RD secrets slipping out. #
• 00:40 @phoenix1979 You would if you tried using that outside right now. #
• 00:42 @bobbyllew We should ask Craig if you're a real man? That sounds omonous. #
• 00:42 @wilw Did you see the last episode of Chuck in 3d ? I didn't have the glasses. #
• 00:53 @themuseandi I didn't realise right away that I'd caught the guy with the hawk when taking the picture. The pigeons didn't seem to care. #
• 00:56 @themuseandi The full picture is here www.flickr.com/photos/daz71/2068988287/ #
• 00:57 @martincoles A couple of people have suggested that one now, I'll have to have a look, thank you. #
• 00:58 [Utterli] tinyurl.com/d5jckf Helped Yet Another Old Lady: Cycling home tonight across a car park/ice skating rink and #
• 01:03 @cazmanser Do you think the fridge has a makeup artist too? #
• 01:04 @angell01 What a beautiful smile, hope you're getting lots of replies now. #
• 01:05 @phoenix1979 I'm not too happy on ice myself but four feet are better than two :) The ice was crunching under the wheels on my bike. #
• 01:06 @Schofe LOL must be interesting to go abroad and have nobody recognise you. #
• 01:08 @schofe What time were you up this morning? Do you not sleep man? #
• 01:10 @Jenny83anne Is it a clock or a wrist watch? :P #
• 01:19 @phoenix1979 RT @WilliamShatner My wife Elizabeth had an issue with me photographing Playboy models. Please view: tinyurl.com/awnbsc #
• 01:20 @Schofe You'll catch up with @stephenfry yet! #
• 01:26 @Schofe Put them on sale for Comic Relief? #
• 01:34 News At Ten @Schofe has used up all the space on the Internets. #
• 02:04 Blimey, doesn't Twitter go quiet when @Schofe goes to bed :) #
• 11:38 @twitchhiker Twitter is "opt in", broadcast instant messenger. I subscribe to who I want to read about. A big friendly community. #
• 11:40 @bobbyllew "Chaos at Tesco's" Sounds like an album title for Pulp. #
• 11:49 @bobbyllew So you're practicing your ice driving in Tesco's car park? #
• 11:50 @bobbyllew Not sure the tyres with spikes will work well on the Prias? #
• 12:14 @twitchhiker I read the other day, Facebook is all about people from your past, Twitter is all about people you want in your future. #
• 12:19 @twitchhiker I'm not sure newbies need their hands held, just need to lurk a little, then make of it what they want. #
• 12:23 @BoxRoom Myspace I never got. I have a profile but use it to stay in contact with family on there more than anything else. #
• 12:44 @twitchhiker Oh a month of lurking is far too long. Just an evening or so was enough. Signed up 2 years ago added people along the way. #
• 12:49 @twitchhiker For the tech virgins, I think that Twitter would be quite daunting. Best to learn about blogs and IM first perhaps? #
• 12:51 @OPCGal Probably Twitter somewhere and I'm sure it was better worded. #
• 13:18 @hllwws It's stalking that the stalked volunteered for. Still a bit scary though 'init :) #
• 13:18 @broomster "Hey, hey, hey!!" Crusty bread, see what I did there? #
• 13:22 Off to work again, Tweet y'all l8trz. #
• 23:08 @CHRISDJMOYLES You'd think anyone offering you a beer looked friendly. #

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