• 10:50 Just half an hour of sun, 15mins back, 15mins front, now back to the LCD light :) #
• 12:13 @UndressJess No guys in the class? :P #
• 12:38 Andrew MacKay in local town meeting bit.ly/zl1kF . The only thing that scares me more is the thought of Jeremy Kyle being our MP. #
• 13:17 A new invention from Farnsworth from Futurama ... bit.ly/JpFog #
• 13:21 @michaelsheen Are you wearing the blue Crocs? #
• 13:21 @michaelsheen Last two pictures need to be mixed, give the dog a bone. #
• 13:34 Wearing shorts that I got when I was 18, 20 years ago. Anyone else a cheapskate like me and not throw "good clothes" away? They still fit. #
• 13:52 It seems that having a clean kitchen makes me more likely to cook rather than get microwave instant junk. #
• 18:53 I've watched LOST too much. When a plane flies over my house I expect it to break up. I live under the flight path to Heathrow. #
• 18:57 @kirstiealley What's the point of a potato gun? Do we really need to shoot innocent potatoes? #

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• 11:23 Locked all the windows at "cracked open", Summer is officially here. #
• 11:25 @maddax No, really? #
• 11:29 I finally understand the comment from @iDazz the other day about Twitter not being Facebook. I don't want automagic tweet posts from apps. #
• 11:30 Kitchen to clean and catching up with podcasts. L8RZ people. #
• 12:25 If I don't cook for myself very often, how is it that the kitchen so quickly looks like a very messy bomb has hit it? #
• 13:13 @scottsigler The building on the corner of Orleans and Atwater. Got to love Google Street View... bit.ly/1f6NXZ #
• 13:27 RT @TheSkoot: Toy Story 3 teaser! Eeeee! bit.ly/oNBqD :D:D:D OOOooooooooOoooo #
• 13:34 And off I go again, be back soon peoples! #
• 14:42 Feel like I'm sitting in a fan assisted oven. #fb #
• 22:42 @haydenblack Scripted? That's cheating! Real telly is real life. init. #
• 22:43 @kirstiealley What was her advice? Just ignore them, they'll go away? #
• 22:44 It's 3:43 US central time, where's my wife? #fb #
• 22:44 WKD original, tastes only slightly better than dirty dish water. #fb #

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• 11:26 @parkylondon It's a short name, easy to remember and spell and converts to a verb with little effort to, unlike, say Wolframalpha. #bingfail #
• 11:28 @parkylondon From the videos it looks very graphic and code heavy and will no doubt "run better" with Silverlight. #bingfail #
• 12:41 Yesterday I saw someone carrying a car door, he said he was carrying it so that if he got too hot he could roll the window down. #
• 13:50 It still catches me out to hear my name and things I've said "quoted" in podcasts. #Bugcast 59 #
• 15:02 @thelovebug You were talking about the "don't forget your roots." comment. I was suggesting you should spread the wealth once you're famous. #
• 17:11 @alandavies1 I've told you a million times you should not exaggerate. #
• 17:13 It's hard to be optimistic when you've got a misty optic. I need to clean my glasses. #
• 19:11 The sun is out and so are the summer dresses. #fb #

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• 23:58 I spoke on the phone with Carlton tonight, a friend I've known for decades but not seen in years. We've got to get together again soon mate. #
• 17:22 @bennuk Is it just me or does www.bing.com not go anywhere? Perhaps it's because I'm not using Internet Explorer? #
• 17:26 @bennuk This works but is it the same thing? Not Bing branded? bit.ly/oG7Mh #
• 17:29 @bennuk Having just watched the video, I'm a little skeptical about the over head of all the coding. Google results, plain and simple. #
• 17:31 "Here it is", "Welcome to the new search from Microsoft" but where the bloody hell is it? #bingfail #
• 17:44 @iDazz elucidate? #

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• 13:29 @MimFox iTunes pulls the files down and syncs them to my iPod to watch on the move. I can't do that with llewtube. More places the better. #
• 13:58 Talking to my iPod, listening to The Random 3 number 44 "It was Bejams, not Iceland!" #
• 14:05 @Schofe Oh I've been there, done that. And suffered the "This isn't what I asked for!" strops afterwards. But that was from my wife. #
• 14:28 MUST STEP BACK, NOT GOING TO OPEN METAL CONTAINER OF FISH BAIT! #
• 14:59 @babsalicious Good morning. Wasn't about to wake you up since you don't have to get anyone ready for school :) #
• 16:52 Must not laugh at the pointy hair boss when on phone conference. #
• 16:55 #3wordsduringsex Hi there mom. #
• 17:15 STAR WARS vs MONTY PYTHON bit.ly/ZJ4kZ #
• 17:21 @babsalicious @rustyrockets has been padding something for years. #
• 17:22 Love STAR WARS? Enjoy Snatch (the film that is you dirty mined people) How about SNATCH WARS with BRICK VADER bit.ly/3M9VMd #NSFW #
• 17:23 @Bleepme There was a competition who would IM first when he said Haddock instead of ad-hoc. #
• 17:41 And last before I head off for job 2, Pulp Muppets bit.ly/1F7p39 #
• 17:43 @bobbyllew #3wordsduringsex I'm Simon Cowell #

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• 23:24 @kirstiealley Have many confessed to being Jedi? #
• 10:10 Enjoying The Random 3 podcast, show 38. Catching up. #
• 22:17 @lilyroseallen For me, biscuits have to be crunchy or they're just a small cake. #
• 22:18 @alandavies1 please, not Susan Boyle stripping! #

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• 23:26 Kim Bauer gives blonds a bad reputation. #
• 23:51 @wossy Is it true that all your Tweets are now pre-recorded? #
• 00:00 And now, finally the last #24 of the season... Previously on 24 . . . . #
• 01:08 As series finales go, #24 was pretty poor. #House was my favorite, #LOST second and I'm still not certain if #Chuck is even over? #
• 01:15 Not sure where @babsalicious is, from her last tweet it sounds like she may be nursing a bit of a hangover. I'll call you on Sunday my love. #
• 10:41 @lilyroseallen Why not? ;) #
• 11:13 @samantha_bell I'll explain that coment in more than 140 words to @babsalicious and you're welcome. #
• 11:16 @bobbyllew if it's specific old Tweet you're looking for, can't you use the Twitted web site? #
• 11:17 @iDazz They have ladies changing room in Ikea? #
• 11:20 Will watch latest #carpool and THEN get out if bed. .#lazysunday #
• 12:03 @bobbyllew I've found a way to "fudge it" . Copy the URL for the "More" button and change the page number in the URL. #
• 12:04 @bobbyllew as an example, Tweets of yours from March bit.ly/IiaB9 #
• 12:05 @akshayAshah #80stweets Why would you possibly want as much memory as that? #
• 12:07 #80stweets New science fiction on the BBC, Red Dwarf looks like it might be good. #
• 12:12 #80stweets Have you seen the video for "Money For Nothing"? They must have really powerful computers for that. #
• 12:15 #80stweets Is Maxheadroom a computer graphic or someone in makeup? I can't tell. #
• 12:24 #80stweets What a great film Highlander is. McCloud is THE ONE, he gets THE PRIZE, great ending. No room for a sequel there. #
• 12:39 @lilyroseallen That would be why they tell you to keep your arms and legs within the car. You may want to put a warning on pics like that. #
• 12:47 Oh, cleverly don... LOST GENERATION bit.ly/I9KjI #
• 12:52 [Utterli] bit.ly/RW99U One Man Band TV: Robert Lewellyn, popular British actor and comedian has embraced the Yo #
• 15:39 #celebrityfish @lilyroseallen Sea Lion Dion #
• 15:43 @ndixon It's a shame the Bracknell to Maidenhead roads are so bike unfriendly else I'd pop up and say hello #
• 15:53 Mmm, grapes, I think I've just eaten two of my five portions of fruit/veg in grapes alone. #
• 15:54 Just thinking about the logistics behind the database that runs Twitter. Would be interesting to know some of the figures. #
• 15:55 Popping in to Second Life for some in game photography. #
• 16:33 [Utterli] bit.ly/7nGQb Second Life Geek Bracelet: I held a little tech support session in Second Life recently, #
• 18:08 I didn't realise that @bobbyllew was not the original Kryten. Oh and he's not a regular character until series III ? #
• 18:09 @steelrattus Dana nana nana nana dana nana nana nana BLOG MAN, BLOG MAN, BLOG MAN. #
• 18:13 @steelrattus Blogman and Tweetboy take on the evil TwoFacebook. #
• 18:57 @lilyroseallen Is that little gem higher than you in the album charts? I have to admit I'm a little out of touch with trendy music. #
• 22:14 @caffeinebomb If you don't like it, don't watch it. I've managed to avoid every series, not one premium rate call, not one vote. #
• 22:26 @caffeinebomb It's car crash TV isn't it :) I don't tend to watch those either . #
• 22:28 HDD in case keeps disconnecting from the USB circuitry. #designfail May end up fitting the drive internally. #

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Second Life Geek Bracelet

I held a little tech support session in Second Life recently, helping people with sound problems and microphone issues. One of the owners of the club I was at was kind enough to give me this neat braclet. I love the detail. USB plugs for the clasps and keys from a computer keyboard to spell out G33K. So me!

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One Man Band TV

Robert Lewellyn, popular British actor and comedian has embraced the YouTube culture. Over recent years he has recorded his own YouTube videos, just like the rest of us. However, unlike most of us, Rob has the experience of being in front of a professional camera and his recording bridge the gap between my mobile phone YouTube videos and the commercial generated content.

Branching off from YouTube, Rob has created his own web video presence http://LllewTube.com/ .

The current project on Llewtube is a program called Carpool. Rob takes guests for a ride is a car fitted out with multiple cameras and they just "chat". The conversation is then edited down to a 25 - 30 minute show. It's so refreshing to see interviews with no agenda, no big plug. Rob interviews people that he's worked with in the past and some that have heard about the show and asked to come on. One of my favorite episodes so far was with Dom Jolly taking Rob on a tour of where the stars live and consequently counting the amount of bins at the end of Liz Hurley's drive.

The latest show Rob chats with Stephen Fry, again a very good show.

You can follow Robert Lewellyn on Twitter, http://www.twitter.com/bobbyllew and get the carpool videos on http://www.llewtube.com/ as well as on iTunes and selected episodes are available on YouTube.

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• 23:33 @RobertHoliday Did you see this pictyre earlier from @levarburton twitpic.com/5ff42 , apparently he'd rather forget the 80's. #
• 23:49 #80stweets This Conservative government is ruining this country, Labour would never perpetuate this boom and bust economy! #
• 00:00 #80stweets Still saving for the 16k RAM pack for my ZX81. Finally finished typing in the game in Sinclair User. #
• 00:58 #80stweets CDs will never replace proper records. CD players are so expensive. Going to Woolworths to get the latest Now album. #
• 01:01 #80stweets I want to work with computers but think I should get a more secure job like working in a bank. #
• 01:04 #80stweets Countdown? They've added a 4th channel just for programs like this? #
• 01:07 #80stweets Imperial Storm Troopers defeated by teddy bears. George has killed the Star Wars brand. #
• 01:08 #80stweets Dad has a phone in the car so he can now call when he's driving. It's amazing the modern technology. #
• 01:09 #80stweets Did you know you can buy a tone dial box and use it to hack telephone boxes? #
• 01:10 #80stweets I've hooked up a light pen to my Sinclair Spectrum, now I can draw on the screen and it goes onto the computer. #
• 01:12 #80stweets I want a Dagget like they have on Battlestar Galactica. #
• 01:16 #80stweets I just got a letter from my pen pal in the US. I really enjoy getting these messages from the other side of the world. #
• 01:40 @mattgalloway #80stweets Pah, the Commodore Amiga is so much better then a PC. PCs will never play games. #
• 01:42 @BarenakedAdam #80stweets My favourite on the Paul Daniels show is Hans Morrettie. #
• 01:44 #80stweets Just got a 20Mb hard drive for my Amiga. It will take me forever to use all that space. #
• 01:46 #80stweets Amstrad computers are rubbish. That Sugar bloke is never going to make it. #
• 01:49 #80stweets We all sat in the assembly hall today to watch Charles marry Princess Dianna. She's going to be a good looking queen! #
• 01:53 #80stweets They're building a bridge over the Thames at Dartford? There's hardly enough traffic in the tunnels. White elephant! #
• 01:56 #80stweets Laying in the back garden listening to Live Aid. It's great to be able to listen to the concert that's being played in the US. #
• 01:57 #80stweets Who shot JR? Who cares? #
• 01:59 #80stweets Whole class got three lashes of the cane today as no one would tell on the boy that put the stink bomb in the math teachers desk. #
• 02:01 #80stweets I really think we stand a good chance of winning the Eurovision this year, Bucks Fizz are so cool. #
• 02:01 @haydenblack Oh man, V used to scare the willies out of me. And just to think, now all the lizard people are in US government! #
• 02:04 #80stweets Star Trek V The FINAL frontier, lets hope this puts an end to all these awful Star Trek films. #
• 02:07 @mattgalloway #80stweets Sylvester McCoy has ruined Dr Who. Perhaps that last police box they're destroying is the end of the TARDIS? #
• 02:09 @mattgalloway Yeah, I realise, I should go to bed at some point but I'm finding this addictive. #
• 02:11 #80stweets You can watch Top Of The Pops on the telly and have the music in stereo on Radio 2 at the same time ! Cool. #
• 02:14 #80stweets The Terminator is such a bad actor, really, who'd take that Schwarzenegger guy seriously? #
• 02:16 #80stweets They're really going to call the space defense system "Star Wars"? I guess Reagan can't forget his Hollywood past. #
• 02:19 @mattgalloway G'night, and added. #
• 02:20 #80stweets A new Star Trek TV series with a whole new cast, and the captain has an English accent! #
• 02:42 Twitter search appears to be stuck. It's a sign, "time for bed "! #
• 12:12 @UndressJess Pink people? Can you imagine the police report "The victim was attacked by a pink youth." #
• 13:05 @UndressJess You mean there are non-gross, sexy reasons? #
• 13:16 @UndressJess Thank you for not going in to details. :) #
• 13:23 OK, time to shower and off to job 2. Ah what a rockstar life I lead... Lookout for one way Tweets when it gets quiet... #
• 14:05 Delivary all put away. Got a feeling it's going to be a long, slow shift. #
• 14:49 Boxing event at the Blue Mountain Golf Course tonight. Another outing for the Chav Copter? #
• 14:59 1982 Ford Capri at the garage and on this isn't an #80stweets #
• 15:53 Wooh dude, smoke much? I got high off the smell as you walked in man. #
• 18:33 Got your lottery? Last ticket sells at 7:30 #fb #
• 20:05 Customer toilet check: I wonder if we need posters showing how to use a toilet properly? #
• 22:25 Down at Rays kebab van. #fb #
• 22:59 Time to visit Mr Bauer.... #

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• 23:27 @scottsigler It's a strange request but what ever my FDO asks for I shall do for him! #
• 23:29 @GeneHunt It's the same as the guy that was drinking gear box oil, he said he couldn't help it, it was automatic. #
• 23:32 @alyankovic You could beat him up! Well at least it would be fun to watch you try. #
• 23:34 @bobbyllew This will be a test of the power of Twitter, see how many more viewers you get after @stephenfry mentioned #carpool. #
• 23:45 @greggrunberg Do you know why you have to cough? It's to test for hernia. #
• 23:46 @michaelsheen Not terribly good mobile phone reception in Wales then? #
• 23:48 @FLS_Danicia Be careful, keep an eye out for #pirates #
• 23:49 @Pensm I think you can have one reconstructed. Personally I'd like mine taken away. I wonder if I could donate mine to you? #
• 23:54 @cyberpr House is awesomeness. If you're watching it from EP1 Season 1 you'll be busy for a week :) #
• 23:55 @moonfrye And as they get older that's followed by a cry of "I didn't do it", Bart Simpson style. #
• 00:06 @babsalicious Get off the Internets already :P #
• 00:50 If a US Marine is out when the colors are raised he must stand and salute through the national anthem, some run inside bit.ly/19VipB #
• 01:58 Oh this little tune could get as addictive as "Magical Trevor" bit.ly/POchV #
• 02:11 @UndressJess The video linked to that one, the Slap Chop, we used to have something like that, I'd forgotten about it LOL #
• 02:13 @UndressJess Put it in cold water and time it from the moment the water boils. If you put a cold egg in boiling water it will crack. #
• 02:28 The Slap Chop phenomenon bit.ly/nHTLQ #
• 10:13 @bobbyllew I'd argue that Charlie is a celeb'! Good review otherwise. #
• 10:16 @UndressJess sounds interesting, would it be fun to watch? #
• 10:22 #firstrecord Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus - We All Stand Together. #
• 10:23 @iDazz Got the video for that for free off iTunes a couple of months back. Cracking toonage. #
• 11:05 @nixsight Did that have a cover of "Living Doll" on the B side or was it a completely different single? #
• 11:06 @beanshoot That track comes near the top of my iTunes and consequently gets a lot of pod play from me, I'm getting sick of it. #
• 11:07 @newcartnewstart "Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up" that brings back memories. #
• 11:09 @cmb You're not that old, that's at least ten years after I bought my first record. #
• 11:11 @wolfdjb There is no shame in buying your mum a present. And The Eagles aren't that bad. #
• 11:12 @bazzzak We couldn't really bring back the minipops. Instant ban on YouTube and sexual preditor status for all involved in the videos. #
• 11:14 @russetbabe The video for "Take On Me" is a classic. #
• 11:15 @shutupmeg That song was real? I thought I'd drempt it! #
• 13:05 @Schofe @amanda_holden has gone from 6 to 1500 followers in 10 minutes LOL. #
• 13:06 @Alucard_uk Hope the weather is good for you. #
• 13:55 @bobbyllew Wouldn't be opposed to a 2 parter if there's enough? #
• 14:22 @GeneHunt I have to say, I'm not happy with my wife's "motivation" over a certain D.I. If you take her from me mate, you'll have to keep her #
• 14:40 Nice weather, door open, dog chasing a mouse across the wooden floor, looks like a scene from a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Much skidding. #
• 14:47 @UndressJess That would not surprise me and most likely my son too! #
• 14:53 Topped up my mobile phone. I've yet to use up all 300 txt messages in a month. Must Tweet more on the move. #
• 15:01 @caffeinebomb VR? Are you refering to Virtual Reality as I would understand the acronym? #
• 15:06 @caffeinebomb I'd be interested to read your thoughts on whether VR meetings and conferences will become the norm to reduce RT travel? #
• 15:06 @Alucard_uk Yeah, that's what you said before but they appear to come off of my free allocation, I wonder if this is an O2 thing? #
• 15:07 Calling all UK Twitters, do your Tweets count on your "free allocation" or do you have to pay? Which provider are you with? Thanks. #
• 15:08 @Alucard_uk Actually, I guess most Tweets are originated from a computer or a mobile device using the Internet rather than SMS? #
• 15:38 @kirstiealley I read that in a Robin Williams voice in my head. Tell me you yelled it as you typed, pwwwwwweeease ! #
• 15:41 @iDazz Just for July? It's about time everything was bought down to sensible. I'm sure earning caps would be circumnavigated though. #
• 15:46 @kirstiealley You're not likely to hear me holla from the UK but I'll certainly give it a try even if it does upset the neighbours. #
• 15:51 @kirstiealley Again? Well I guess I wouldn't feel it this time since there's no nerve left from the first time! #
• 15:59 @kirstiealley Ohhhhh TMI !!!! #
• 16:07 Listening to AC/DC I can't help but visualise the Guitar Hero blobs scrolling towards me. #
• 16:08 @babsalicious How well do you think @genehunt and @kirstieally would get along? Light the touch paper and stand back! #
• 16:11 @caffeinebomb leaflets, the paper version of tweets. #
• 16:16 @bobbyllew 32 minute, not long enough! Enough good stuff cut to make an extra show? #
• 16:17 Explaining #followfriday to #alucard_uk realised I don't post them myself. So here's my first, follow my wife, #babsalicious ! #
• 16:18 @iDazz Aren't snails hermafro... hermafra... aren't they both male and female? #
• 16:21 @babsalicious The idea is to recommend to people that follow you, someone you follow. #
• 16:25 @babsalicious Nearly but you have to put the # and take out the space between follow and friday. It's called a "hash tag" #
• 16:28 @babsalicious Going to the trending isn't ideal as you're more likely to like the people that your friends follow. #
• 16:30 @michaelsheen You're just down the road from me. If I'd have known I've have bought you a buttered scone. #
• 16:35 @babsalicious Wake her up, tell her she's late for school and see how long it takes for her to realise school's out for summer. #
• 17:16 @babsalicious You know I would but for two things, Western Union can't transfer that much and I don't HAVE that much. Love you ;) #
• 17:27 @GeneHunt That would depend D.I. Hunt, on what you can do for me. #

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• 00:28 I do get a little tired of "This video can't be viewed outside of the US for copywrite reasons, especially when they show an ad first. #
• 00:43 @ijustine Clearly not as big a fan as your sister if she got tickets and you didn't :P #
• 00:46 Where's "kill -9 YahooMessenger" for Window$? "End Process Pretty Please" just doesn't kick it! #
• 00:50 Nothing kills rouge tasks like CTRL+ALT+DEL, well other than the power button. BRB Twitterdom. #
• 11:03 @Alyssa_Milano I wonder if he was just as star struck to be stuck in an elevator with Alyssa Milano? #
• 11:04 @bobbyllew Do you think @stephenfry needs RT? I thought that subscribing to his tweets was automatic for everyone already? #
• 11:05 RT @GeneHunt: If you can't beat your computer at chess...try kickboxing. #
• 11:05 RT @GeneHunt: To give politicians their due..they always manage to rise above their principles. #
• 11:14 @bobbyllew You may be rubbish but you're alltogether more likeable :) #
• 11:22 @caffeinebomb I cannot design pages but given a design I can generally get the thing to work technically. #
• 11:33 @caffeinebomb When vertical institutions address horizontal networks it all goes diagonal. #
• 11:48 @Bleepme I presume this a historical thing rather than a recent incident? #
• 12:13 Using voucher to get Mc Lunch. It's busy in here. Wifi spot still remembers me. #lunch #
• 12:22 Now cycle back home, burning off a few of those yummy chips. #lunch #
• 12:45 Note to self: don't need to take keys out of pocket, have number lock and no ignition on bicycle. #cycling #
• 13:07 @UndressJess Getting it's own back for when you were ill the other day. #
• 13:09 @paolotarray I also wish that the iPod would sync via wireless. Actually, I should plug mine in now... #iPod #Apple #
• 13:10 @UndressJess Yeah I see that now, but she went into a little more graphical detail than I would have. #
• 13:13 @Bleepme Youd hev to tweed wid a broked dose accend. Seriously though, hope it goes well and doesn't cost too much. #
• 13:21 @babsalicious If following famous people on Twitter is bad, following fictional characters must be worse. No, I'm not a fictional husband! #
• 14:13 @genehunt Could you and Bolly sort out the corruption in the UK Government? It may take more than one series. #
• 15:40 @GetBenderNow Don't drink too many ! bit.ly/8H5gz #
• 16:48 @babsalicious I thing the Gene Genie has your sense of humor. #
• 17:31 Some shaves are good, some not so good. Going off to job 2 with more blood over my chin than a vampire. #grooming #shaving #blood #
• 17:32 @scottsigler And not forgetting the Doom Balls of Dodge! #
• 20:08 Thinking up questions for a quiz on FaceBook #fb #
• 20:18 Being too cheerful is a sign of insanity. The badgers told me. #fb #
• 22:09 Shouldn't discuss customer purchases but condoms, Vaseline and a cucumber? #fb #
• 23:27 @scottsigler It's a strange request but what ever my FDO asks for I shall do for him! #
• 23:29 @GeneHunt It's the same as the guy that was drinking gear box oil, he said he couldn't help it, it was automatic. #
• 23:32 @alyankovic You could beat him up! Well at least it would be fun to watch you try. #
• 23:34 @bobbyllew This will be a test of the power of Twitter, see how many more viewers you get after @stephenfry mentioned #carpool. #

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• 10:52 @cazmanser Have you tried using a straw? #
• 10:53 @TheSkoot Typos, where ideas are sparked. #
• 10:55 New gas pipe supposed to slip up in old gas pipe. Old gas pipe blocked. Garden looking like an episode from Time Team. Where's Baldric? #
• 11:02 @victoryfarm Did you know that Kryten (aka @bobblyllew ) is also on Twitter and now has his own Interwebs TV program called #carpool ? #
• 11:05 @cazmanser You didn't really use the drinking straw did you? I was only joking :-O #
• 11:57 @jimmycarr The Tube? Is that pioneering TV show for hip cats still running? #
• 14:15 RT: "Tsk. Who pooed on your dad?" @sennydreadful Eewwww that's not a nice saying!!!! #
• 14:23 @BBCClick Dan: "Red button? What red button? I didn't press it!" #
• 15:54 Just a tiny bit annoyed with the bank fraud detection system. #
• 15:57 Dear Bank, please trend my card use and flag what is unusual for me, not just in general. #
• 17:16 @parkylondon Sorry, what was that tweet about all I saw was *******CENSORED******* #
• 17:21 @paulnicholls We need something between that and sending the offenders to Center Parks. #
• 19:25 Radio at work stuck on Myl.. Miel.. Mae.. Hannah Montanna. #
• 21:23 Help, I'm turning in to Ned Flanders! #

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• 09:43 twitpic.com/5h9rb - I love the sound of pneumatic drills in the morning. Sounds like work. #
• 09:46 @haydenblack Biggest problem with Wulfrum, not easy to spell. #
• 09:48 Must not watch National Grid digging up my front garden! Oh I do hope they put it back how they found it. #
• 09:50 If there's a big bang then the combination of stone, chisel and gas main has clearly ignited something. At least the rain may put it out. #
• 09:54 @bennuk I've never been superstitious, thank God. #
• 09:57 The main gas pipe from my house to the street is being replaced. I think they're going with fiber optics now, it's quicker. #
• 10:09 RT @Bleepme: Are you sure they are not replacing it with microwave tech? That would be warming at no effort! That would be quicker too! #
• 10:16 Stephen Wolfram is one of those people that talks using his hands, rather amusing. #wolframalpha #
• 10:28 twitpic.com/5haxl - Neighbours garden, slab, dirt. My garden, bricks, two layers of tarmac. #
• 11:08 Chav coptr hoverin low over #Bracknell. #
• 11:20 @UndressJess if the laptop is dead you still may be able to get stuff off the hard drive. Don't Panic! #
• 11:22 @caffeinebomb if it's any consolation, I feel like I'm one of your students. Open University? #
• 11:37 @Alucard_uk It landed in the field behind me but that's all fenced in and locked up so it took off again. #
• 11:50 All is now quiet. Perhaps the chavs fell in the hole the gas board dug? #
• 12:25 @caffeinebomb that sounds so interesting. </sarcasm> #
• 12:32 And todays lunch is, banana toastie. #lunch #food #
• 12:33 @caffeinebomb for me that would be "know your enemy." #
• 12:35 Toasties, butter both sides of both slices of bread? #
• 12:40 There's nothing like the smell of hot banana. #lunch #food #
• 12:49 4-10 litres of Coke a day? Good grief people, MODERATION!!!! Surely drinking that much of anything isn't good for you? bit.ly/8H5gz #
• 12:52 Reading about Jim'll Fix it and listening to "Dream Come True" by.. oh nuts, is this S-club 7 on my iPod? bit.ly/1SeAAZ #
• 13:24 Java popup notification has a knack of hiding behind everything. #
• 13:25 @RobertHoliday Tweeting to yourself would be the only way to ensure someone intelligent is reading your Tweet. #
• 14:05 @bobbyllew Do you get words like "thribble" from Red Dwarf writers or did they get the words from you? #
• 14:08 Manager through entire meeting was wanting us to set up "Haddock" systems, I think he meant ad-hoc. All a bit fishy to me. #work #
• 14:23 Comedy gymnastics? bit.ly/hgohw #
• 14:27 I'm now listed on the Local Twitter Directory for Bracknell, Berkshire: www.loadedweb.com/twitter/ #
• 15:16 @bennuk There's only one, tiny issue... #
• 15:45 Safety car fail... bit.ly/FKu5V #fail #
• 16:38 @caffeinebomb Yeah, you shouldn't Tweet and Drive. #
• 16:49 Palm, why did you call it a Pre? Pre Launch, Pre views it's all just too confusing #tech #palm #pre #gadgets #
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• 23:15 @UndressJess I would help but today's the day I wash my hair. #
• 13:50 @rickinyorkshire and you won't get any of that either. #
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• 16:00 @RobertHoliday Actually I think yesterday was the day and I missed it. #
• 16:06 @RobertHoliday Was it a Tweet? They're just scrolling past me like the green characters in The Matrix. #
• 16:07 The weather can't decide what it's doing, my head has decided that there's a storm on the way. Taken paracetamol, let's see what happens. #
• 16:41 @parkylondon Ringo Starr and Ricky Martin in Cage Match for Speaker's job. #ringo #
• 17:48 No real surprise on this one.. tinyurl.com/ry76r4 #24 #GoogleFight #
• 18:16 Now cooking DFC, yup Daz Fried Chicken. Secret recipe to follow if it comes out good. #
• 18:30 Not enough herbs and spices in the secret mixture. Oh well, can't be perfec' every time. #
• 18:57 @steelrattus You should have popped in on the way past :) #
• 19:28 Previous belly picture was from 2006 and I haven't recorded my weight. Currently 181Lb which is heavy for me but not overweight. #health #
• 19:29 Comparing side by side there's little difference in old and new belly pics. Hopefully will see some after a few more weeks exercises #health #
• 19:39 @parkylondon Should @jokedujour have an "s" in the middle? #
• 20:00 @rainnwilson As I was tweeting to @moonfrye, @alyssa_milano, @michaelsheen and @oprah, you shouldn't name drop. #
• 20:33 @UndressJess It's a sign of affection, honest. #
• 20:41 @haydenblack Wrong URL? #
• 20:54 @haydenblack See you but hearing someone talking about SquareSpace? #
• 21:03 @UndressJess Is this still referring to how your dog woke you up? #
• 21:05 @caffeinebomb Oh pants, I really should set my alarm, now I'll have to wait for the iPlayer. #
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• 23:59 Practicing with the abs wheel. I know it's working on the abs but I'm also building huge jaws muscles from crunching my teeth! #
• 00:08 Having to stop because of hurting hands/wrists more that anything else, not getting low enough yet. Not easy. #
• 00:34 @lilyroseallen Enjoy the moment, don't spend too much time worrying about the pictures. Make sure you get lots of pictures with you in. #
• 00:40 [Utterli] bit.ly/psgqT Early Addoption?: When I move out to the US later this year I am determined not to get a #
• 00:41 Since when did Gmail start displaying YouTube links that you have in email messages as full videos? I like :) #
• 09:55 @moonfrye rum and raisin flavoured toffee. #
• 11:27 Remember when MTV used to play music? Watching Nitro Circus. #
• 11:44 @samantha_bell if you find some, can I have some too? #
• 12:14 Sun's out, hedge trimming time! #
• 15:13 @bobbyllew is Twitpic the only online photo archive you use? Do you use Flickr? #
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Early Addoption?

When I move out to the US later this year I am determined not to get another car and make ours a two car family. I want to get a bike. The bike will be used mainly for getting to/from work and maybe the odd trip into town. Currently our place in the US is 10 miles from the main store. That's just far enough to be a drain on the budget for fuel.

I am seriously considering a Zero S Motorcycle. The Zero S is electric, has a range of 60 miles per charge and a charge time of four hours. While it's difficult to compare the performance of the electric bike with that of it's petrol brethren it's similar to a 250cc.

Several things make an electric vehicle stand out. First, the sound, or lack there of. Have a look at some of the YouTube videos of the bikes being used for indoor rally-X. These bikes are tearing up the track and there's not a sound from them. http://www.youtube.com/watch



Second, and this isn't obvious because of the lack of noise, is torque. The electric engine provides maximum power from the moment you open the throttle, where as a conventional petrol engine you have to reach a power band, the ideal rev' to get the best of the engine. Have a look at the ZeroMotorcycles video of one of their bikes on a drag strip against a Mustang. http://www.zeromotorcycles.com/…allery.php



Not quite up to the epic ride across the US of A but certainly interested in getting one of these for a commuter.

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• 12:19 @Pensm I've had a deer run out in front of me when riding my motorcycle through Epping Forest. #
• 12:27 @bobblyllew You really shouldn't leave Twitter going when recording Wet Lib'. Distracted!!!! :) #
• 12:34 @Pensm My father-in-law out in the US actually had a deer jump out from the side of the road and land through the sunroof. F.I.L OK, deer no #
• 13:41 Exercise daz71.livejournal.com/1080783.html #
• 13:42 And now it's raining again so I get to exercise by cycling to work and getting wet. Deep joy. Tweetyalater... #
• 22:35 Long, quiet, boring shift at the garage tonight. Still, to look on the bright side, at least I missed the #eurovision #
• 22:47 "Imagine" played on the bells of Liverpool Cathedral bit.ly/Exr92 #
• 22:50 @Astro_Mike But you have to work weekends :) #
• 22:53 @Astro_Mike Seeing some wonderful pictures of the Shuttle in silhouette against the sun in the press down here. #

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Wheel Exercise

As well as waving the electric power tools around the garden in the hot sunshine (yeah, that was last weekend) I've started using this Abs Wheel. I'm noticing a difference. I have somewhere a photo which I took I think it was back in 2007, my true "before" picture, I'll dig that out and take another to see how things are progressing. Not into any kind of routine yet but find exercising with the Abs Wheel is, dare

• 01:06 @eddieizzard Did you get a little wet? It's pouring it down out in Berks. #
• 01:11 @Pensm Do you find you're the only one on the train giggling when watching stuff like #carpool on your iPod? #
• 01:24 @davelamorte The delay seems to be a bit strange. (TeachingfortheFuture live > ustre.am/2JJf) #
• 02:55 Interesting, every time my mobile phone rings it causes the USB hard drive to disconnect. #
• 02:56 I seem to be following a lot of people that are involved in the mixture of tech and education. #
• 02:57 Rain finally stopped. It's 3am, time for bed. Well, time for bed was probably 3 hours ago, I blame @DaveLaMorte. #
• 02:59 I'm such a sucker for "Broadcasting live now" tweets. @leolaporte and @bobbyllew last night and @davelamorte tonight. #
• 11:01 Found that a design fault with the external drive box causes a bad connection between the HD and the PCB. Mmm, acronyms... #
• 11:02 Downloading Ubuntu 8.04 LTS Desktop so I can attempt to fix "Dr. Manhattan" over the weekend. #
• 13:25 Jack vs James bit.ly/UUu0f #
• 13:26 Jack vs James bit.ly/UUu0f #LOST #
• 15:15 @bennuk Oh so it was your IM password that you just Tweeted to everyone. #
• 16:22 @Wossy "Only You With My Daughter", can't say I like the sound of that movie. #
• 16:40 @bobbyllew Personally I'd include Charlotte as a young person. #

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• 23:58 @babsalicious Um, yeah 60 miles on a charge, would need a long extension chord to get to Santa Cruz. #
• 00:22 [Utterli] bit.ly/SD7QD Odeur De Plastique: The smell of plastic, or in other words, the smoke cloak fired when #
• 00:32 Watching Carpool live with @bobbyllew and Leo Laporte live.twit.tv/ not much happening yet.... #
• 00:34 @ABBAintheMM Yah just hoping someone comes back to the office to switch the feed to the cameras in the car? #
• 00:40 #Carpool live worked, briefly. Limited 3G coverage causing drop out with Skype. #
• 00:48 It's interesting to see video on Skype over 3G connection being used to stream live video for #carpool. Maybe do this more @bobbyllew ? #
• 00:49 @ThePhantomMonk Great seeing it live though. #
• 01:09 @Ritchie_I Now that's dedication. #
• 01:13 Great choice of episode to be using to fill the "technical difficulties", talking about cocks and bitches LOL #carpool @bobbyllew #

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Odeur De Plastique

The smell of plastic, or in other words, the smoke cloak fired when we were setting the alarm tonight.

Rather than giving some form of warning via the beeps that normally sound while the alarm is trying to set, the process when all the way through, then filled the shop with smoke. No doors open, nothing in the way of the sensors, just had "a moment".

The smoke smells very strong and fills the entire shop and back office. Had to feel my way, blind, through the shop to open the back door to let the smoke clear, very disorienting, this smoke stuff works well.

Had to wait for about 20 minutes for the smoke to clear before we could try setting the alarm again.

Alarm now set and shop secure and I find that I've got the keys to the office in my pocket rather than being in the key cabinet where they should be. Up at 6:30am for me then... NUTS!

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• 23:35 @parkylondon Then a limit to how many people you can add in an hour or in 24 hours would fix that. Thought that was already in place? #
• 10:57 @babsalicious Ah, you have Internets, this would explain why I couldn't call you last night. #
• 11:00 @babsalicious I'm an "on the fence" guy I'm afraid the extremists from either side of climate change leave me not knowing what to believe. #
• 11:05 Tweet from the Space Shuttle... that's one sweet tweet... snipr.com/hx4ex #
• 11:10 Follow @Astro_Mike , he's having a much better day than you, yeah even you @wossy! #
• 11:13 @Bleepme I thing that tweets from @Astro_Mike are slightly faster than yours. #
• 11:24 @bennuk While #fixreplies doesn't change the way I use Twitter I still think it should have been left as an option. Possibly change default? #
• 11:48 There is a real possibility that my next motorcycle may well be electric. www.zeromotorcycles.com/ #
• 11:50 Demo of the Zero coming to Spring Field in Missouri, hopefully some time after I get there #zeromotorcycle #
• 11:53 60 Mile Range top speed of 60mph, makers figures so take with a pinch of salt but still worth a test ride #zeromotorcycle #

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• 23:17 awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ #
• 00:50 #AshesToAshes was sponsored this week by Benson and Hedges. How much smoke? #
• 09:43 @GeneHunt police brutatily, lots of it. #
• 09:44 @ijustine Law And Order SUV, moms rules. #
• 09:46 Local McDonalds has McWiFi. #
• 09:51 @GoodniteBurbank D'ya wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? D'ya wanna be in my gang? #
• 09:54 @bobbyllew you should interview @wilw or @greggrumberg I believe they're both in LA. #
• 09:55 @levarburton You've not seen it yet? #
• 10:07 @caffeinebomb how would security work with a booking system like that? #
• 10:21 @caffeinebomb ah, "not automated" is the key. #
• 13:26 @caffeinebomb Was that the cue? #
• 14:09 @stephenfry Agree with you, there's more important things wrong. Also like the way Lord Foulkes responded bit.ly/11FG5I #
• 14:12 @parkylondon Is the government not run like a company? Where's the accounts department, the strict list of what can and can't be claimed? #
• 14:14 @parkylondon OK, don't know details about him personally but liked the way he handled the BBC "Holier than thou" attitude. #
• 14:19 @parkylondon What amount of money are we talking about here? I've heard individual claim values but not the big picture. #
• 14:49 I've been writing my CV, 20 years, 5 jobs, 5 pages to whittle down to 3. #cv #lookingforwork #it #
• 15:24 IE opening cascades of windows. Time to reboot. Tweeting via iPod :) #
• 15:54 @Bleepme It's related to mailto: links not working properly on my system. Should launch Lotus Notes but instead launches the link in IE. #
• 15:55 @ijustine Are you just so hungry you're looking forward to any kind of food? #
• 16:02 @caffeinebomb Not Twitter specifically but I foresee having to cut right back on Internet use myself, it will be.... different. #
• 16:37 @parkylondon What about "Dozens of followers" ? #
• 17:07 @parkylondon Surely spamming doesn't work as you have to use some of your 140 characters for the addresses? #
• 17:38 @GeneHunt Atari ST #
• 21:04 And this is when the evening slows to a crawl. #fb #work #

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• 23:34 @GeneHunt you'd probably get in trouble with tv RSPCA? #
• 07:10 @michaelsheen Some suggested that the look for Aro was too likeable. #
• 07:13 @GoodniteBurbank you've been watching too much 24. #
• 07:15 Gooood morning Twitterville, this is not a test, this is rock and roll, time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ. #
• 07:17 It's oh seven fifteen,. What does the oh stand for? Oh my god it's Monday! #
• 12:55 @adamcurry good morning from Homebase? Are you doing some DIY? #
• 13:04 It seems I get BT Openzone at my desk but not the corporate WiFi. #
• 13:51 @Bleepme The OpenZone is provided for visitors, my office overlooks the coffee area. New policy requires wired connection for company PCs. #
• 14:02 @Bleepme What's the iPhone Sharepoint app called? Is it on general release? #
• 14:51 @Wossy How exactly did you package talent? #
• 14:52 @bennuk Red Bull gives you wind! Or should that be "wings"? #
• 15:44 @bennuk What have they done to upset you? I don't like the way new customers get benefits over long standing customers. Switched to PAYG. #
• 16:16 @RobertHoliday Depends on how epic a failure? #
• 16:21 @wilw Had to replay your bit a few times to catch "not Klingon" at the end. #
• 16:22 @Bleepme I can't see it. Regular UK iTunes store? #
• 16:23 @scottsigler As your day starts, mine comes to an end, get to catch up with Contagious 23 on the train ride home. #
• 16:24 @Melaniatl and so you are! #
• 16:28 RT @wilw: ...and now, a message from the society for geek advancement: is.gd/yRFI #
• 16:30 @Bleepme Thanks, I'll have another look once I'm on my home system. #
• 16:45 @RobertHoliday Follow his instructions right up to the point where he goes wrong :) #
• 16:49 @sennydreadful I've read that he's getting divorced. #
• 16:51 @sennydreadful Yup, here it is... " Jordan and Peter Andre separating" bit.ly/33uF6h #
• 17:04 @sennydreadful Just another couple to add to the list of "My marriage has lasted longer than...". #
• 17:04 Time to go home! Tweetyalater. #
• 20:50 #unlikelysequels Schindlers List II The Return #
• 20:54 #unlikelysequels The Snowman II #
• 21:01 #unlikelysequels Three Men And A Pregnant Teenager #
• 21:22 #unlikelysequels Glitter 2: The Vietnam Years #
• 21:25 RT: these #unlikelysequels are great! how bout we try getting #thegame as a trending topic? As in "You've Just Lost The Game" ? #
• 21:38 #unlikelysequels Slumdog Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old #
• 21:39 #unlikelysequels Slumdog 3-2-1 #
• 21:39 #unlikelysequels Slumdog Celebrity Squares #
• 22:30 Love iPlayer, I'd totally forgotten it's #AshesToAshes day. #
• 22:34 "Fire up the flip chart" #AshesToAshes #
• 22:34 @beci_to_the_bee You saw the first series I take it? #

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• 10:18 @scottsigler Any plans to make Adictivecomics into an iPhone/iPod touch app'? #
• 14:09 Totally forgot the grand prix. Must get on with gardening.#fb #
• 16:52 [Utterli] bit.ly/r54L0 Clearing The Canvas: Grass was growing around the conservatory to the point where it was #
• 18:25 @cazmanser You're Tweeting to tell everyone that you're having a crepe? #
• 19:53 X-Men, ticket for one. Call me Mr Sad. #fb #
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Not Fair

Loving this song at the moment, I seem to be going through a Lilly Allen phase...

Clearing The Canvas

Grass was growing around the conservatory to the point where it was getting trapped in the door. Dust and dirt which had gotten onto the patio was also growing grass and weeds in it. The grass in the garden was a couple of feet deep and intertwined with a bedding of brambles.

The top picture shows how the garden looked on Saturday morning.

After a couple of hours with the strimmer, hedge cutters and a rake I was able to clear the grass and brambles from the patio, from around the conservatory and over the wall. The strimmer wasn't enough to cut through the brambles and the hedge cutter is too course to cut through the long grass.

The picture at the bottom shows that I've cleared the majority of the brambles from the flower beds, from around the bottom of the tree and from the bottom half of the garden.

The process is strim the grass, cut the brambles, rake, repeat.

The garden is looking a lot better now. If I put in an hour a day I should be able to get it looking half decent.

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• 23:38 look on the bright side, you have a roof over your head an fresh water on tap, we're so lucky. #
• 23:46 @Schofe look on the bright side, you have a roof over your head an fresh water on tap, we're so lucky. #
• 09:30 Fans of Dan and Dan should see this bit.ly/NYI9b , well so should everyone else actually, genius, pure genius! #
• 09:41 @thelovebug A new form of Twitter spam? #
• 10:50 Time to do some gardening, where's my machete? #
• 13:14 @sennydreadful "Cold Sausage and Strawberry"? Now there's a strange flavour for milk. #
• 13:18 My step daughter is going to "prom" tonight with a boy nicknamed "beast". Worried? Me? I'm just sitting here, polishing my gun... #
• 13:21 @GeneHunt After the latest budget, I can't afford to buy even one round! #
• 13:31 Time for a quick shower to wash this garden stuff off me then off to job 2, well 3 if you count housework as a job, which I do. #
• 15:52 Lottery closes at 7:30pm #
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• 08:59 @haydenblack Damn it! #
• 15:27 @michaelsheen Wife finds it interesting that you say you're doing a scene with Edward and Bella rather than Robert and Kristen. #
• 19:35 Euro Lottery has now closed. #
• 19:48 And another person tells me how they will spend their £110,000,000. #
• 23:38 look on the bright side, you have a roof over your head an fresh water on tap, we're so lucky. #
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• 23:33 @RobertHoliday I quite like RedBox, do they not have one of those near you? #
• 23:44 @stigquotes Some say he only has a dozen quotes that he recycles every few days. #
• 00:08 @ijustine Sick of Starbucks? Surely that's just not possible? #
• 00:12 @FLS_Danicia Oh damn, I could so do the testers job. Wouldn't that be ironic, from gaming to a real job, back to gaming :) #
• 00:18 twitpic.com/4orqe - My iPod Touch has the IQ of 6000 P.E. teachers. #
• 00:22 @ndixon I'm resisting filling my iPod Touch with more Apps than I can keep track of. Is there a free demo of the Pinball? #
• 00:27 The iPhone SDK requires a MAC, guess I should have seen that coming. #
• 00:37 @jimmycarr Amnesty International or Am Nasty International? #
• 01:46 Ah nuts episode 5 Red Dwarf stops short. I wonder if iTunes will fix it? #
• 01:50 @ijustine I called the Swine Flu help line but all I got was crackling. #
• 01:51 @moonfrye You may be the only one that still writes letters! #
• 01:54 @wilw who says you're ruining Twitter? And how? #
• 09:31 @RobertHoliday Red box rent out DVD via strategically placed vending machines. Cheap and no waiting for post. #
• 09:35 @jamesmalach Bunnies breed like teenage Essex girls. #
• 12:00 @TheSkoot Like waiting for the ultimate version of Elite. If it did come out now it would never match up to our expectations. #
• 12:41 @bobbyllew Which company released RD series 1 to iTunes? Problems with one episode causing some bad feedback. #
• 20:16 All going very slow at work this evening. #fb #

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