• 10:52 @cazmanser Have you tried using a straw? #
• 10:53 @TheSkoot Typos, where ideas are sparked. #
• 10:55 New gas pipe supposed to slip up in old gas pipe. Old gas pipe blocked. Garden looking like an episode from Time Team. Where's Baldric? #
• 11:02 @victoryfarm Did you know that Kryten (aka @bobblyllew ) is also on Twitter and now has his own Interwebs TV program called #carpool ? #
• 11:05 @cazmanser You didn't really use the drinking straw did you? I was only joking :-O #
• 11:57 @jimmycarr The Tube? Is that pioneering TV show for hip cats still running? #
• 14:15 RT: "Tsk. Who pooed on your dad?" @sennydreadful Eewwww that's not a nice saying!!!! #
• 14:23 @BBCClick Dan: "Red button? What red button? I didn't press it!" #
• 15:54 Just a tiny bit annoyed with the bank fraud detection system. #
• 15:57 Dear Bank, please trend my card use and flag what is unusual for me, not just in general. #
• 17:16 @parkylondon Sorry, what was that tweet about all I saw was *******CENSORED******* #
• 17:21 @paulnicholls We need something between that and sending the offenders to Center Parks. #
• 19:25 Radio at work stuck on Myl.. Miel.. Mae.. Hannah Montanna. #
• 21:23 Help, I'm turning in to Ned Flanders! #

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